The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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