So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
NoShamevember. You game?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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