first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
if only i could text you this smell
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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