I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
