So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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