Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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