All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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