i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
They took my balls.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The uberlube is also flammable
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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