Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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