i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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