That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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