I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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