...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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