If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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