How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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