cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
