Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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