I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
