I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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