I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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