Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
this boner is exhausting
this just has baby written all over it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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