Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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