my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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