I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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