For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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