We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
two words: eviction party
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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