i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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