Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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