If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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