used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
