ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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