Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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