This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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