Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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