can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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