i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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