Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
NoShamevember. You game?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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