i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
