yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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