Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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