Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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