I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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