it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
50% drunk capacity currently
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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