you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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