Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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