i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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