Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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