it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
