I'm gonna have a badass scar
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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