There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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